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Dec. 24th, 2009
11:16 pm - Snuggie for dogs parody video
04:02 pm - HRI:UNArts Release: Rocked - Xmass 2009
Url: http://www.unarts.org
Sound: http://airplaydirect.com/music/stephenmi
This year's HRI:UNArts holiday message is "Focused on Progress by Bridging Unmet Needs to Untapped Resources in our communities." Please reach out to your family, friends, neighbors and front line service programs, define their unmet needs and be a part of solution oriented strategic planning and development of efforts that can help. Many times, just disclosure of a need can help those who have the resources, move them into action.
During this next year, the Humanitarian Resource Institute United Nations Arts Initiative, will be working to establish grassroots organizers to specifically target the scope of unmet needs in a community or region.... This means 3100 U.S. counties, 50 states and territories, 192 United Nations member countries. The arts community will be the source for intensive facilitation, communications initiatives, media events, and performances. More to come.
Wishing you a blessed holiday season and happy new year,
Stephen Michael Apatow
Founder
Humanitarian Resource Institute
United Nations Arts Initiative
Url: www.unarts.org
Twitter: unarts
03:28 pm - The woodpecker and the squirrel
The woodpecker and the squirrel
It happened on a cloudy September day, an amusing encounter
Continue reading, there are 13 more photos
Originally published at http://tariquesani.net/blog/. Please leave any comments there.
04:58 am - My Christmas Memories...
My fondest memories of Christmas are the ones with my family back in Bangalore. I used to love the Christmas season back then; not that I don't love it now... but, things have definitely changed from what it used to be before. The world transformed around me and my family, during this time of the year back then!
( Read more... )
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nostalgic12:28 am - Out for Soup
Out for Soup
Originally uploaded by Dalfry
Out for a hot bowl of soup at panera bread on this chilly evening.
Originally posted at http://vsharma.net/605.Dec. 23rd, 2009
05:06 pm - 6 ways to prove Santa is just a regular man...
1. He shows up late
2. He eats your cookie
3. He empties his sack
4. He only cums once
5. He calls you a ho
and....
6. He leaves while you're sleeping!
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happyDec. 22nd, 2009
10:45 pm - Naughty Baby
Naughty Baby
Originally uploaded by Dalfry
Only if one could hear the yelling with that cute face she makes.
Originally posted at http://vsharma.net/604.03:17 pm - Flipper the bird
Penguins are indeed trying to take over the world, but there's a far more sinister group backing their bid for power, the ones pulling the strings behind the scene: dolphins! So you could say the penguins are taking over the world for nefarious porpoises.
Dec. 21st, 2009
09:55 pm - S&A personified
I recently redecorated my bedroom, changing the color theme to a deep blue. Needing new wall hangings to match, I came across a framed Snakes and Arrows tour poster for ½ price ($30.00 plus shipping).
Until I saw it poster-size, I hadn't noticed all the little people around the border. After staring at it a while, I started wondering what they might be saying, so I decided to make things up:
(You can click on this pic to see it full size. If your browser has a "resize to fit" function, make the image actual size so you can read it well. The linked image is 1700 x 1700.)
06:36 pm - Its most annoying when....
When you call your cousin brothers as Chetta (elder brother) and their wives address you as Chechi (elder sister)...
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aggravated04:30 am - Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-21
- #Avatar was awesome film making – totally loved the CGs #
- RT @tariquesani: The world and creatures of avataar seem very much like Boris Vallejo paintings #
- Love Meg Ryan – watching ‘My mom’s new boyfriend’ hilarious!! #
- Waste of a weekend!!! totally hate it. #
Originally published at Swati Sani. Please leave any comments there.
Dec. 20th, 2009
06:50 pm - Super Shyne Tea Spoon
Super Shyne Tea Spoon
Originally uploaded by Dalfry
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busy07:49 am - Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-20
- @popcorn09 Ha Ha Ha – and the reply was? in reply to popcorn09 #
- @popcorn09 Go for it!! in reply to popcorn09 #
- @geetanjalic Tweeting from class #cool – now get the lecturer to read that
in reply to geetanjalic # - @Chetan_Gole Get a real phone
in reply to Chetan_Gole # - @Ramblinggeek Oh yes! Decide a time and place! in reply to Ramblinggeek #
- In the end it really doesn't matter!
Originally published at http://tariquesani.net/blog/. Please leave any comments there.
Dec. 18th, 2009
09:42 pm - Christmastime puns
Every year around xmas, I trot out this page. I really do disapprove of real trees being used for xmas, but the PETOP thing is mostly a joke, an excuse for bad puns. The PDF pamphlet has puns, too. In fact, the motto of PETOP is:
FIR IS MURDER! FAUX IS YOUR FRIEND! SPRUCE UP YOUR THINKING! RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!
09:22 pm - Sodomy
I think a race of sentient parasites would take a keen interest in the real reason for the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. Who better than parasites to appreciate when someone is a bad host?
12:09 am
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret,
andthat this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth."
The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door.
The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail,
opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your real father a big hug."
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A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me!!
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.'
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It's wise to remember how easily e-mail can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.
Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly woman whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
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A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into the chair and tells the tattoo artist, "I want two tattoos, one on each of my inner thighs. I want a turkey on one thigh and a Christmas tree on the other."
The tattoo artist begins his work, but is a bit confused, so he says, "Lady, I'll do anything my customers want, but I gotta ask, why would you want a turkey on one thigh and a Christmas tree on the other?"
"Well, if you really want to know," she firmly answers, "I'm sick and tired of my husband telling me that there's never anything to eat between the holidays."
09:58 pm - Can I have a push?
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock -- it's half-past three in the morning.
"I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So, he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs.
He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk. "Hi there," slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push?"
"No. Get lost, it's half-past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door.
He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you.
Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's door to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.
"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him."
So, the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and, not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts: "Hey, do you still want a push?" and he hears a voice cry out "Yeah please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger, he shouts: "Where are you?"
And the stranger replies: "I'm over here, on your swing set."
04:06 pm - It's heiling cats and dogs
Q. How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Nein.
Groans are acceptable. :-D
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